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Suspect Registry

Meet the
Suspects.

Real animals. Repeated incidents. Files maintained by the Bureau for public awareness and future garment evidence.

Active Files

Currently under investigation.

Beaky
Case File 001
Unrepentant
Fowl PlayUnrepentant

Beaky

The Cake Was Unattended

Grey hen. Fast bite. Kinked little tail. Known to relocate snacks before formal questioning.

Official Statement: “It was unattended!”
Skips
Case File 002
Monitoring
The FluffMonitoring

Skips

Movement Requires Approval

British Shorthair. Bluish grey, orange eyes, large head. Conducts household movement control from doorways.

Official Statement: “Remain in the room.”
Cresty
Case File 003
Repeat Offender
Fowl PlayRepeat Offender

Cresty

Cat Bowl Compromised

Gold Legbar. Watches the doorway, waits for weakness, then breaches the threshold to the cat bowl.

Official Statement: “Bowl access confirmed.”
Legacy Wing

The Archive.

Brownie
Archive File 002
Archive Cast
Guinea Pig UnitArchive Cast

Brownie

Vegetables Accepted. Personnel Declined.

Brown agouti guinea pig. Large suspicious eyes, round build, strict food-only relationship with personnel.

Official Statement: “Food only.”